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1. How do you like your steak?

Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir? Me: Like winning an argument with my wife. Waiter: Rare it is.

2. I only believe in 12.5% of the bible.

I guess that makes me an eigth-eist.

3. I was bored so I swapped all the sweets into different wrappers.

My wife wasn't amused. She got her Snickers in a Twix.

4. Why do I always bite off one corner of one of the 3 toasts I make for my wife each morning?

Because I want to give her <3

5. When is 2 actually 3 ?

When it's to, too and two.

6. Roses are dead, violets are dead...

I'm a bad gardener.

7. What do you call a robot that takes the long way around?

R2 detour

8. What did the big flower say to the small flower?

Hi, bud.

9. Milkyway and 3 musketeers in a partnership announced a new product

A threeway

10. What breed of dog can't keep a secret?

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